Rhyming on the River

We were sent this clever little limerick in honor of the Fort Worth Fourth.  You know the event where our politicians are using your tax dollars to convince you to get in the Trinity River.  They must not be from 'round these parts.

Don't be fooled.  Don't be sheep, you know where they are led.

Do alligators like sheep?

The country is broke, I'm not lyin',

But around here Big Spenders are tryin',

To make us swim in some water,

...that would dissolve an otter

Where the Catfish and Gar are both cryin'