Rockin on the River

Wonder if they will they be serving gator this year?

The alligator was found by game wardens in the Trinity River at a location between Eagle Mountain Lake and Lake Worth.

Time for another Trinity River Rhyme

And unlike most things associated with the river, this didn't cost you a dime!

Keep 'em coming!

The river is fetid and warm,

So to tube you must fill in a form,

To forgive the promoters,

Who won't even be boaters,

On the waters that you all will swarm.

Not Rocking on the River

Would you get in the Trinity River?  We asked an average, lifelong Tarrant county citizen this question last week.  After they quit laughing hysterically, they told us in no uncertain terms, they would NEVER get in the Trinity River and the reasons why.  However, we can't repeat all that here.

Durango has some reasons why.  Between him and TRIP, we think they've got it covered.

Anyone seen the release form you have to sign to Tube the Trinity with the Trinity River Vision and the Tarrant Regional Water District?  There's a reason for the form, there are many of them.

What NOT to do this week

Read the latest Trinity River Vision scheme courtesy of Durango.  Good questions, anyone from the Trinity River Vision, Trinity River Vision Authority, Tarrant Regional Water District, District of Columbia, City of Fort Worth, or Tarrant County want to answer?

What is the reason the Trinity River Vision Boondoggle has added Happy Hour Inner Tube Floats to its vision? How much do the Happy Hours cost? Is the cost being covered completely by the sponsors?

Are J.D. Granger and his mom, Kay, going to be in the Trinity River on Thursday? If not, why not?

Then read about the Trinity River Improvement Partnership.  Get involved, if not for you, for YOUR kids.

If your friends jumped off a bridge...

Would you?

With the Trinity River Vision Authority tube the Trinity Happy Hour float kicking off today, we thought it was appropriate to remind you WHY you don't want in the Trinity River.
Next time the Tarrant Regional Water District or the Trinity River Vision Authority tells you to "jump on in" or Tube the Trinity River, remember this...and this...and this.

Don't buy the BS.  YOU can't afford it.

We like the new Tarrant Regional Water District logo.  (Wonder what that rebranding cost YOU?)  Looks a lot like the Trinity River Improvement Partnership logo.  We're sure it's just a coiencidence.

More Trinity River BS

Just when you think it can't get any dumber, it does.  Only in Fort Worth...you can't make this crap up.  It's the Fort Worth Way. 

Maybe the Trinity River Vision Authority and the Tarrant Regional Water District should attend a North Central Texas Council of Governments meeting on water quality in the Trinity River.  Oh wait, they did.  WHAT does that tell you?  Don't forget Jim Lane is a member of the Water Board.  As a mayoral candidate how does he let this entity mislead the public?

The Trinity River in Tarrant County is said to be one of the most contaminated portions of the river, it's also full of trash, alligators, snakes, PCB's and waste water. 

Please don't buy the BS.  It makes you dumber than them.
Read about the latest, sickest Trinity River Vision propaganda on Durango.  Where else.

Trinity River Tubing

We know, we know, we have been sending you to Durango for news all day.  We can't help it, he's on top of his game this week.

The next time "someone" wants you to tube the Trinity River, remember this.

Streetcars and alligators...

Read all about it.  Where else?  Durango.

CYA

That's our advice if you are going to Tube the Trinity with the Trinity River Vision Authority or the Tarrant Regional Water District.

If not, you might just get bit.

Check out the alligator in the Trinity River in Fort Worth.  Pictures and all.  What do YOU think is in the river? Guess who has it?  Yep, Durango.