We don't know Al...

But we like him.

Read his Jeers in the Fort Worth Star-Telegram.  Just so you know, Lone Star has asked local media about the Trinity River Vision "Authority" touting this as safe, have YOU seen anything on the news?

Jeers: To anyone who invites people to float down the filthy Trinity River. When Mayor Mike Moncrief, the City Council, U.S. Rep. Kay Granger or Trinity River Vision Authority Director J.D. Granger float on it, then you might consider it semi-safe.

-- Al McCluney, Hurst